I was a foster father in first grade.

Just because my middle name is Jo (and there is no St. Jen) I was the lucky 1st grader to play St. Joseph in the All Saints Day Parade. Surely, there was a Joseph in my class OR ANY OTHER BOY to play the foster-father of Jesus.

They are very lucky I do not suffer from any gender indentification problems.

My Joseph gear doesn't look for saintly although stylin' in my brown velcro loafers.
Check out the Virgin Mary's rosary/necklace...that's a little Madonna-esque if you ask me.